Phoenix East

My name is Hannah, I'm sixteen. I say and do a lot of stupid shit. Kind of like this bio, it is shit. Um, I guess I have a pretty cool sense of humor though.

shaxaphone:

:O

shaxaphone:

:O

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lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

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mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

(Source: realityau, via ruby-brown)

bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

(via pizza)

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via pizza)

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(via pizza)

dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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sanadasan:

sanadasan:

remember when you could annotations to other people’s videos

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